In this, our 50th episode, Corey has become quite the philanthropist, Iris doesn’t know her talkfoolery history, and poor customer service gets under our skin.

Corey recounts playing Franklin the Turtle for his Junior High book fair, with traumatic results.
(clip from Ep. 32: But don’t take MY word for it)

Iris masks a hangover like a pro, Corey has a hot bucket list and we both get in touch with our country roots.

This week, Corey appears to be a bookworm, Iris resembles a supporting actress, and we berate groundhogs.

Iris pre-plans for her pre-mid-life crisis, Corey is promoted to Line Ombudsmen, and we give each other new names.